styleswanky:

i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy

domainofchaos:

no-faces-face:

humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

i kahging so hrd righ tnow

THIS EXPLAINS THE SIMS PERFECTLY

general-gerard:

daughterofthefandoms:

gettingahealthybody:

learnasigo:

kiodi:

the fact that girls can wear pants but guys cant wear skirts has confused me for most of my life

the fact that guys can walk around topless when it’s hot but girls can’t has frustrated me for most of my life.

Win.

yeah but guys in scotland can do both i mean

that guy has the tiniest nipples i’ve ever seen

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(Source: hotanimegirl)

bigstupidbaby:

there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no

I can’t stand this website

But it keeps pulling me back

DAMN YOU TUMBLR

c-hihiro-fujisaki:

if you ever thought I was cool let me tell you that every time someone I think is rad reblogs me I wink and make the clicky sound with my mouth and I just tried to do that and forgot I had coffee still in my mouth

i’m 16

Dan’s Birthday Video

amazingzulisnotonfire:

Hello Tumblers! I wanna do a birthday video and I need YOUR help! Send in photos or videos of you to tapzul@yahoo.com doing stuff relating to Dan! Or take a screenshot of you listening to Muse songs! Will be including everyone’s pictures and videos! Send as many as you want and has to be in by 2nd of June! Remember, tapzul@yahoo.com

REBLOG! RETWEET! SHARE!

jesuschristvevo:

a guy plays world of warcraft and hes a nerd. a girl plays world of warcraft and shes hot as hell. a dog plays world of warcraft and why is a dog playing world of warcraft

i-am-a-hootowl-99:

I will disguise myself as a sleeping pill and DESCEND. INSIDE. OF YOU.